Bride: Would it be wrong to go to bed this early again?
Frank: You have to get to 9:30, otherwise you’re officially elderly.
Bride: What am I supposed to do for an hour?
Frank: Write in your journal.
Bride: Did that. My entry was “I’m too tired to watch TV or read.”
Frank: Why don’t you bake something.
Bride: This is my “Are you high?” look.
Frank: We could retire to the bedroom and trip the light fantastic.
Bride: What does that mean?
Frank: I think you know.
Bride: Would you prefer brownies or a bundt cake?