Shoes: Do you like the orchids I got for the open house?
Boots: Yeah. They’re nice.
Shoes: I hate them!
Boots. Okay. Why?
Shoes: The house is informal, the flowers should be informal.
Boots: So, let’s have no flowers.
Shoes: What planet are you living on?
Boots: The other one. And I just realized I’m very happy there.