Not Whole Foods

If you’re looking for a grocery shopping experience that differs from this one, venture on down to my local market (on route 9, past the John Deere dealership, the Creamery, behind the Mobil station) where yesterday I heard this conversation in the meat section…

“Whattaya been up to, dude?”

“Prison.”

“Shit! Me, too!”

“Sucked, right?”

“Yeah. Even just for a year.”

7 thoughts on “Not Whole Foods

  1. Hey, I’m glad the bears passed over your house the other night. Things wouldn’t be the same with out, Sam. Ex-cons talking it over in the meat department, no wonder everybody knows everybody’s business in small towns.

    • Too true. I mentioned to the guy who mows the lawn that I was looking to buy firewood from someone. He said, “Yeah. I heard about that.” I didn’t ask him how, but he hooked me up.

  2. your people! (can’t wait ’til Sat.) xx

    From: Greetings from the Empty Nest Reply-To: Greetings from the Empty Nest Date: Thursday, September 26, 2013 8:19 AM To: Lindsay duPont Subject: [New post] Not Whole Foods

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