Red: The singing is killing me.
Yellow: Seriously. I mean, “Country Roads”? Please.
Red: It’s the “Marching to Pretoria” that has to stop.
Yellow: Could these people be more on the nose?
Yellow: does water move faster over rocks?
Red: I’m not sure, but I don’t think so.
(Long, long pause)
Yellow: then why are they called “rapids”?
Red: Please let this end.
Red: brutal hike yesterday.
Yellow: Yeah. How’d yours do?
Red: Angry mumbling at mile 11. Full on swearing at mile 12.
Yellow: Sore feet?
Red: Yeah. And raging that a spiritual journey should include an infinity pool.
Yellow: I totally get that.