Survival Essentials (Indoor version)

Yesterday we covered outdoor survival essentials (there’ll be a quiz at the end of this post). But what to do when faced with an indoor emergency? Like when you find yourself in the “luxury suite” in a remote hotel where the only luxury is the space heater that drowns out the barking of the feral dogs beneath your window?

Just remember to pack your K5 Whisky – and make sure it’s the Special Coronation Blend.