Life in the Fast Lane…


Bride: Would it be wrong to go to bed this early again?

Frank: You have to get to 9:30, otherwise you’re officially elderly.

Bride:  What am I supposed to do for an hour?

Frank: Write in your journal.

Bride: Did that. My entry was “I’m too tired to watch TV or read.”

Frank: Why don’t you bake something.

Bride: This is my “Are you high?” look.

Frank: We could retire to the bedroom and trip the light fantastic.

Bride: What does that mean?

Frank: I think you know.

Bride: Would you prefer brownies or a bundt cake?